The Nine Element Scramtata has been a weekend brunch staple for Lingoman and I for quite a while. It took years of careful research and experimentation (urp) and now it's time to share the results with the world.
Quantities are per person to be served! An opportunity to use your fractional math skills!
2 strips thick-cut bacon
1/4 of a medium-sized onion
1/4 of a small potato
1 tablespoon milk
1/4 cup shredded cheese (of some type that makes you say "oooh!")
1/2 of a Roma tomato
2 broccoli florets